Cisspangnull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless fly.

Cisspangnull created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisspangnull, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cisspangnull, he will turn you into a plant.

Cisspangnull's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cisspangnull's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not wear boots marked with yellow.