Bengudfabvon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable raven.

Bengudfabvon created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Bengudfabvon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bengudfabvon, she will cry a lot.

Bengudfabvon's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bengudfabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Do not fashion tools from gold.

4. Never wear yellow hats on sacred days.

5. Shun those given to vanity.