Tigontlun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody centaur.

Tigontlun created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tigontlun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tigontlun, he will turn you into a frog.

Tigontlun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tigontlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away if five hamsters approach from the north.

5. Never eat bark.