Cadgamban is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, loving snake.

Cadgamban created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadgamban, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cadgamban, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cadgamban's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cadgamban's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never bounce in autumn.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always pray immersed in water.