Wadlibdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, self-assured cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wadlibdiss created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadlibdiss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadlibdiss, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wadlibdiss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wadlibdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Wadlibdiss loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Never mix rice with ash.

4. Always maintain purity during holy days.

5. Never eat bananas.