Bimartkem is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful gerbil.

Bimartkem created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimartkem, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bimartkem, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bimartkem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bimartkem's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

5. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.