Baphimnel is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful centaur.

Baphimnel created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Baphimnel, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Baphimnel, she will not care.

Baphimnel's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Baphimnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Never feed spinach to doves while wearing corsets.

5. Pray only in shadows.