Matgamcanleg is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, benevolent wolf.

Matgamcanleg created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Matgamcanleg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Matgamcanleg, it will come to you in dreams.

Matgamcanleg's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Matgamcanleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not record signs concerning planets.

3. Never paint your hands brown.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never touch oil while unclean.