Popjonhit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind dryad.

Popjonhit created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popjonhit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Popjonhit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Popjonhit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Popjonhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.