Fubsabbim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy bat.

Fubsabbim created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubsabbim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubsabbim, he will turn you into a mole.

Fubsabbim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fubsabbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near sharks while wearing gray boots and balancing seven lead spheres on your feet.

3. Run away if six shrews approach from the north.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.