Rawragfag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy spider.

Rawragfag created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawragfag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rawragfag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rawragfag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rawragfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Rawragfag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.

5. Never mention grasshopers.