Weedobmisnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, quiet frog.

Weedobmisnurt created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weedobmisnurt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Weedobmisnurt, he will turn you into a tree.

Weedobmisnurt's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Weedobmisnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.