Neghakkanlat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unjust cat.

Neghakkanlat created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neghakkanlat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Neghakkanlat, he will not care at all.

Neghakkanlat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Neghakkanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Neghakkanlat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Never run near seals.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never mark doors with white.