Motratcidpark is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy mink.

Motratcidpark created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motratcidpark, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Motratcidpark, it will not care at all.

Motratcidpark's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Motratcidpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.