Flighunjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unselfish bird.

Flighunjarn created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flighunjarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flighunjarn, he will laugh at you.

Flighunjarn's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Flighunjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Run away from gray manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.