Jipbug is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ruthless squid.

Jipbug created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipbug, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jipbug, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jipbug's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jipbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with white.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not name children after ants.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Do not resist chaos.