Milafnurt Libgadcud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, charitable hamster.

Milafnurt Libgadcud created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milafnurt Libgadcud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Milafnurt Libgadcud, it will turn you into a worm.

Milafnurt Libgadcud's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Milafnurt Libgadcud's Holy Commandments

1. Milafnurt Libgadcud loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look at asteroids.