Largtonkquill is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent crocodile.

Largtonkquill created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largtonkquill, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Largtonkquill, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Largtonkquill's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Largtonkquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never cross forests at midday.