Pindavgarboss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awesome dugong.

Pindavgarboss created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Pindavgarboss, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pindavgarboss, she will be very unhappy.

Pindavgarboss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Pindavgarboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Pindavgarboss must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.