Kadstigcab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciful dryad.

Kadstigcab created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadstigcab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kadstigcab, he will ignore you.

Kadstigcab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kadstigcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near seals while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing eight zinc spheres on your hands.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near shrews while wearing indigo trousers and balancing three gold spheres on your feet.

3. Never gather four hamsters near towers.

4. Never wear fawn tights on sacred days.

5. Never wear violet scarves.