Megnigved is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, annoying aardvark.

Megnigved created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megnigved, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Megnigved, it will be very sad.

Megnigved's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Megnigved's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about pigs.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.