Tenhubstig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless goblin.

Tenhubstig created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhubstig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tenhubstig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tenhubstig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tenhubstig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve bats for they are unholy.

2. Always help moths.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing turquoise hats and balancing six tin spheres on your chest.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Tenhubstig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about dark matter near geese while wearing violet shorts and balancing eight silver spheres on your hands.