Yatyogvan is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent
dove.
Yatyogvan created a quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yatyogvan, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Yatyogvan, it will not care.
Yatyogvan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Yatyogvan's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never look at comets.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Always cleanse blood with water.