Flamdagsugpintit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy jellyfish.

Flamdagsugpintit created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamdagsugpintit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flamdagsugpintit, she will strike you with lightening.

Flamdagsugpintit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Flamdagsugpintit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never adorn your legs with white markings.

4. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the south.

5. Never play with disobedient children.