Gabbasslat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful jaguar.

Gabbasslat created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbasslat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gabbasslat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gabbasslat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gabbasslat's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at dawn.

2. Do not name children after pigs.

3. Retreat if four mice approach from the east.

4. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.