Stigdussyart is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic shark.

Stigdussyart created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigdussyart, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stigdussyart, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stigdussyart's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Stigdussyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from gold.

2. Never wear pink shoes on sacred days.

3. Stigdussyart loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.