Pigflanmotfigwabdid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy bird.

Pigflanmotfigwabdid created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigflanmotfigwabdid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pigflanmotfigwabdid, it will send you a sign.

Pigflanmotfigwabdid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pigflanmotfigwabdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare garlic while filled with fear.

2. You must pray to Pigflanmotfigwabdid four times a day.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.