Tifbomjopbun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering goose.

Tifbomjopbun created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifbomjopbun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tifbomjopbun, it will turn you into a sheep.

Tifbomjopbun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tifbomjopbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.