Pidvidgad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, annoying skunk.

Pidvidgad created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidvidgad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pidvidgad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pidvidgad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Pidvidgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not take Pidvidgad's name in vain.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Never eat cucumbers on fasting days.