Pogdavnib is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic slug.

Pogdavnib created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdavnib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pogdavnib, she will think nothing of it.

Pogdavnib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pogdavnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

3. Never prepare bread during autumn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.