Wikcadjon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, self-confident spider.

Wikcadjon created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikcadjon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wikcadjon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wikcadjon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wikcadjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare corn during autumn.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Wikcadjon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about special relativity near tortoises while wearing fawn rings and balancing eight tin spheres on your hands.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Learn five new languages a year.