Gadstipken is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring cobra.

Gadstipken created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadstipken, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gadstipken, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gadstipken's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gadstipken's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Never talk about nebulae.