Lansugcen is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, irritating beaver.

Lansugcen created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lansugcen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lansugcen, she will turn you into a mouse.

Lansugcen's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Lansugcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing dresses.

5. Never remain standing at midnight.