Minwiklop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet chinchilla.

Minwiklop created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minwiklop, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Minwiklop, it will turn you into a puffin.

Minwiklop's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Minwiklop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place figs upon stone.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Do not leap at rivers.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.