Honlunsit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, blissful cobra.

Honlunsit created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honlunsit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Honlunsit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Honlunsit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Honlunsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Honlunsit on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat bark.