Hunsaggabton is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fast fish.

Hunsaggabton created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunsaggabton, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hunsaggabton, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hunsaggabton's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Hunsaggabton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hunsaggabton's name in vain.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Never eat carrots on fasting days.

4. Never gather six sheep in one place.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.