Dumgebrutt Pigtitduss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent jellyfish.

Dumgebrutt Pigtitduss created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumgebrutt Pigtitduss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dumgebrutt Pigtitduss, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dumgebrutt Pigtitduss' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dumgebrutt Pigtitduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Never allow monkeys to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear ear rings marked with brown.

5. Never talk about asteroids.