Padgedtab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind wren.

Padgedtab created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Padgedtab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Padgedtab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Padgedtab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Padgedtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never gather eight badgers in one place.

5. Never wear white dresses.