Mutbenhan Misvontad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair deer.

Mutbenhan Misvontad created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbenhan Misvontad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mutbenhan Misvontad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mutbenhan Misvontad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mutbenhan Misvontad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Never run near birds.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.