Hudjatzod is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, annoying octopus.

Hudjatzod created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudjatzod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudjatzod, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hudjatzod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hudjatzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Never hop in the presence of elders.