Wadmabged is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy hummingbird.

Wadmabged created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadmabged, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wadmabged, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wadmabged's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wadmabged's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near gulls while wearing white scarves and balancing three lead spheres on your feet.

2. Never talk about dark matter near swans while wearing turquoise stockings.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Never leap in the presence of doves.

5. Never record numbers.