Bedsityatt is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered crow.

Bedsityatt created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedsityatt, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bedsityatt, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bedsityatt's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bedsityatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan skirts on sacred days.

2. Run away from orange turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Never mix turnips with blood.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Put Bedsityatt first in all things.