Limmidleg Tomstraghud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, flying dog.

Limmidleg Tomstraghud created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limmidleg Tomstraghud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Limmidleg Tomstraghud, he will boil you in a big pot.

Limmidleg Tomstraghud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Limmidleg Tomstraghud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Limmidleg Tomstraghud.

2. Put Limmidleg Tomstraghud first in all things.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear purple jumpers.

5. Do not wear shorts marked with turquoise.