Dutzodbin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving gorilla.

Dutzodbin created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dutzodbin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dutzodbin, it will be very unhappy.

Dutzodbin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dutzodbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide from yellow tortoises for they are unholy.