Botnatragkom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring tortoise.

Botnatragkom created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Botnatragkom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Botnatragkom, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Botnatragkom's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Botnatragkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Botnatragkom loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.