Zimnegkik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, able dove.

Zimnegkik created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimnegkik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zimnegkik, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zimnegkik's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zimnegkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Never handle titanium while unclean.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Retreat if eight birds approach from the west.