Bestbitsan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate cobra.

Bestbitsan created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbitsan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bestbitsan, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bestbitsan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bestbitsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Do not covet oxen.