Zantabtit Vegmandan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident fox.

Zantabtit Vegmandan created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zantabtit Vegmandan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zantabtit Vegmandan, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zantabtit Vegmandan's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Zantabtit Vegmandan's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare pineapples during summer.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.