Limbassjam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, proud dragonfly.

Limbassjam created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Limbassjam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Limbassjam, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Limbassjam's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Limbassjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Limbassjam loves geese, so they must be honoured.