Funbomzan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil donkey.

Funbomzan created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funbomzan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Funbomzan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Funbomzan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Funbomzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume beans at dawn.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.